I like my women how I like my coffee, ground into a powder and then added to boiling water for my consumption.
what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature
like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’
that’s usually called bullying
No wonder we call Richard ‘Dick’
(via starstruck-pyromaniac)
Anonymous asked: u cute
Who are you and how do you know what I look like? I’m calling the cops.
(For real thank you though I honestly have no idea who would send this.)
Name: Zach
Average hours of sleep at night: 3-5
Nickname: Don’t really have any
Birthday: July 12 or 21 depending on who you ask
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bi
Height: 6′1″
Favorite Color: Purple, Blue
One place that makes me happy: A forest in Vermont
How many blankets do I sleep under: 2
Favourite movie: Depends on genres and mood and such but probably Boy With The Striped Pajamas
What I’m wearing right now: The shorts and t-shirt I have yet to change out of from yesterday
Last book I read: Last one I completely was Ocean at the End of the Lane and I am currently reading Scarlet Tides
Most used phrase: I’m sorry
What I last said to a family member: I won’t be home tonight, there was an emergency
What is family: The people who care about you more than they care about themselves and you feel the same about them. Blood family is only a starting point, it’s the relationships you make along the way that are your true family.
Favourite beverage: Coffee
Favourite Food: Curry
Last movie: I saw like the first 2 minutes of Jurassic world last night if that counts
Dream wedding: This is gonna sound cheesy but I would just want whatever my partner would want. I’d be marrying the person I love so if they are happy then I would be too. I would like to have my friends there though.
Dream pet: Golden Retriever. I had one when I was younger and she was the most amazing dog ever
Dream job: Scientific research within the biotech field. I have a lot of plans for that involving medical research and improving medicine/medical technology but right now I am working on genetic therapy for an environmental research company.
I was tagged by Forever-Stuck-In–Neverland
I’m supposed to tag 10 people but I only have 3 that I really care about answering this and one of them sent me it so I’ll tag 2 people. legsofeggs rackolamb
where to take the signs on a date
aries: concert
taurus: restaurant
gemini: theme park
cancer: hell
leo: movies
virgo: bookstore
libra: museum
scorpio: cafe
sagittarius: hiking
capricorn: theatre
aquarius: observatory
pisces: aquariumoh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again
Is nobody going to comment on the fact that cancers are being sent to hell?
(via arkovenant)
UNAPPRECIATED
Understating the sleepless
Nights spent trying to make
Anything and everything absolutely
Perfect for you.
Perfect just for you to
Reject and claim my
Efforts as your own.
Counting the seconds
Until I can see you
Again for you
To not even care if I
Exist unless you
Deem my help convenient
WORTHLESS
Wallowing in a pity
Of self while
Rage consumes
The unconscious mind as it falls to
Hell. Burning the endless
Love as it is
Embraced by the demons.
Screaming as it is broken and
Starved of its perfect fuel
FAILURE
Fear that you will leave like
All the others who
Insisted that they
Loved me and would forever
Until they decide it’s
Right to abandon me
Eternally scarring my soul with lost love
